The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)
Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
by MattDiver March 6, 2011
While having vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently going through her minstrel cycle, you remove your penis and violently smack it on her forehead. This action results in a red mushroom like stamp on the females forehead.
Craig Boggs is a true dogg! He was banging this chick last night and he gave her a bloody mushroom stamp! Doubt she ever calls him back.
by Ithemrwes November 25, 2015
After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
by treborekim January 27, 2007
sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
by Brosanne February 9, 2011
when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
by Auz March 6, 2008
When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.
by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009