While having vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently going through her minstrel cycle, you remove your penis and violently smack it on her forehead. This action results in a red mushroom like stamp on the females forehead.
Craig Boggs is a true dogg! He was banging this chick last night and he gave her a bloodymushroom stamp! Doubt she ever calls him back.
After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?