Muhtadi

Big Londoner who has a massive penis and cheats on his girl with his best friends wives

Vinna yk Muhtadi cheated
What do you expect his name is Muhtadi I want him inside of me

by realistone123 April 18, 2020

murtaza

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

by jam March 31, 2005

Murtagh

Full name Murtagh Morzansson, this legendary but tragically fictional guy is by far the awesomest, hottest, most epical not to mention TOTALLY BADASS character in the Inheritance Cycle, END OF. Played by the equally awesome, hot and epical Garrett Hellund in the film. He carries a hand and a half sword, and wears black leather, is a crack shot with a bow and arrow, and is slightly twisted and evil, ie. FREAKING HOT. What's not to love?!
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.

Me: I'm in love with a fictional character...
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*

by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011

mortadella's

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.

"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

murtains

A shortened version of "meat curtains"

Damn, Debbie needs bigger undiez, her murtains are hanging out.

by JAHY45 August 24, 2007

murtavion

To have a big tool to make good love in the bed
Good looken black person and to clean
And is very quiet

Girl-I love how you ate my codercat last night

Girl-my codercat Sore from u daddy

Girl-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant take it

Girl- Murtavion I had a good night

by Savageboitank February 21, 2018

Muqtada

Hottie and cool. Laughs alot and no girl will ever deserve him. hottie and cool

Muqtada is the most beloved one. And cannot be left down.

by Handleuser December 20, 2018