Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.

"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

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Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

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Murdoch Maxwell

a panarcho-curious austro-geolibertarian ultramunicipalist peacenik cappie simp

Oh that Murdoch Maxwell is a cringe capitalist or something.

by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022

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Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

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Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

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