Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.

"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025

murdoching

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.

Just ignore the crap they have posted to the telegraph and bskyb.. they are murdoching again.

by baby8dingo August 18, 2014

The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.

He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.

by Senior Ha June 16, 2011

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022

Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.

Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.

by Betty Humter March 20, 2023