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Mr. Oliver Murdoch

Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.
"What is that stench"?

"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
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Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023
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murdoching

Causing racist trouble via the media; cheating; lying; phone tapping; having a sense of unwarranted superiority, or sensationalizing something irrelevant in-order to profit via the media.
Just ignore the crap they have posted to the telegraph and bskyb.. they are murdoching again.
by baby8dingo August 18, 2014
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The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.
He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.
by Senior Ha June 16, 2011
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Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions
Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.
by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025
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murdoch

(mur-dok)
1. murder, murda
2. hard hitting, real
"On 50's new album he keeps it murdoch ."
by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007
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Murdoch

A clueless dickhead who manages to look like an alpaca complete with the goofy hair, blank stare, and a constant whiff of barnyard shit. Usually spits when they speak and smells horribly. He also likes to jerk off in class and lick it off his hands
Murdoch grillet
by Ultra chad September 24, 2025
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