Mum

An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
by 2020 is Satan April 02, 2020
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The Mum

A caveman who loves to whoop her adversaries with her infamous level 6 wooden club. She is known for her insane strength and power, as well as her apelike tendencies, as well as constantly saying "Ooga ooga ooga ooga".

She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).

Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.
Maameron: You wanna fight? I'm next door!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!
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Mum

a gentle soul someone who cares for her children
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Mum is a word that you can call your mom when you don’t know what to call your mom
Me: hey mum
Mom: mum?
Me: yes mum :3
Mum:okay
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cute pfp 🥺🥺🥺🥺 amazing, talented, brilliant and swag ofc
Person one: I wish mums._ was my moot
me: yea you do 🙄
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Ur mums a fat dirty slag and ur inbred you dirty prick
Their is a massive shadow no it’s just ur mum she’s a fat bastard
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by Fuckrick October 06, 2022
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