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Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.
Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.
by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019
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Multishine

When fox or flaco shines 3 or 4 times in a row
Im gonna multishine you blipblipblip
by Fuckdoubleshine October 13, 2019
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Multitaskinater

One who is gifted enough to have the ability to (ie) roll a blunt ,text on his cell phone while weighing up a bag for a customer, while parralell parhking.
James:Damn Frank is always busy.

Charles: wouldnt matter anyways, that guys a multitaskinater! He's got this.
by Vicious spitz May 15, 2020
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multimasking

When one mask is not enough and you will need more masks to try to prevent a micro size virus from infecting you. An example would be compared to a fly being prevented from going through to chain link fences of multi fencing. It also helps to prove you are so virtuous by attempting to block such micro virus. Ignore the fact that you can still smell perfume that is not the point!
Me to my friend: "Polly, you need to wear two masks or this pandemic will never go away...please be kind and do your part!"
Polly to Me: "But I can still smell other smells so how will that help me by multimasking, with a virus that is much smaller than a perfume molecule?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, just do it!"
Polly to Me: "But this is not science...or anything logical?"
Me to my friend: "Polly, you just do not care do you?"
Polly to Me: "I guess I need to go along to be friends?"
Me to my friend: wink
by roxbox007 January 24, 2022
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multitasking

when you do something and other thing(s) at the same time you're multitasking
Patrick: hi spongebo-
Spongebob: SHUT UP I'M MULTITASKING
by AnyaForger May 8, 2022
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Multitasking

When you don't have a talent, so you pick Multitasking from google
"Whats your talent"
"My talent is multitasking"
"What's multitasking"
"Its when your trying to define something while talking to a dumbass bitch"
by scallyhaborwaggers May 13, 2022
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Multitasking Influencer

After being caught beating off, and you are being helped, stop paying attention and begin to record a podcast on how to overcome loosing instagram followers.
My wife got home early, and I became a Multitasking Influencer, if you know what I mean.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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