muffin

someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

by Tom Bartlett June 26, 2006

muffin

A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day."

"I want your muffin."

by Miss S. Sirhan February 26, 2004

muffin

A girls pussy, usually hairy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

by Diego August 18, 2003

muffin

a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?"
"who is muffin?"
"dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

by guch strap francis nicholls April 9, 2006

muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

by Mick May 13, 2005

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

muffin

Another way of saying a male genitals; censored version; slang/code for whenever you need to say the word

-"Omg, I heard that this person's muffin is huge!"
-"really? I heard his muffin was really tiny!"

by Dictionary_dude(?) December 3, 2020