mudflap chinstrap

A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.

That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.

by meestamo December 23, 2008

mudflap hero

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.

by Post rosaries October 19, 2017

Mudflap Girl

That sexy chrome silhouette of a chick you see on redneck semis' grills and mudflaps.

Hey Ernie, those Mudflag Girl mudflaps on your rig over there look pretty good. Where do ya think a guy could get some of those?

by Tony April 10, 2005

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

mudflap meghan

A bitch that talks shit and grabs your neck tie.

Meghan, if you dont let go of my tie i'm going to turn you into one of those mudflaps on the limo. then you'll be mudflap meghan.

by p01arbear August 24, 2011

mudflap slayer

Fucking a guys ass after he shit without wiping

Jack - I'm the best mudflap slayer
Joseph - my turn

by B'Ryan November 19, 2017

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012