mud shark

To stick inappropriate things in a female's vagina. So named because Vanilla Fudge did that to a groupie with an actual mud shark.

Lucy was still not fucking satisfied, so I had to mudshark her with my asthma inhaler!

by tecumseh January 04, 2003

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 18, 2009

mud shark

Man who exclusively hunts blantons.

Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark

by DoubleBogeyBoy July 28, 2022

Mud Shark

Another word for droppin a load/ taking a poop

Ill be back i gotta lay a few mud sharks

by yungshitstain November 13, 2019

Mud Shark Attack

The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.

Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym

Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.

by pureplaya99 December 31, 2011

mud shark sunglasses

Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.

Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.

by Cward81 January 26, 2018

Mud Shark Trophy

A child of mixed race who has resulted from the often-unmarried union of a caucasian Mud Shark and a negroid Baby Daddy.

That white woman's half-black child who is following her around WalMart is her Mud Shark Trophy.

by CycloSarin July 17, 2010