Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally

I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock

by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024

Mucus Pukus

Name for "Circus Circus" in Nevada. Specifically referring to their carpets stained with vomit, urine, and other bodily fluids.

We've got a 7-day stay booked at old Mucus Pukus.

by Bdogpics December 14, 2025

Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!

Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.

by Twice over June 22, 2018

Erectile mucus

A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny

Honey, I accidentally got erectile mucus all over the dog

by JJ Andy January 1, 2019

Mucus molly

The most dangerous weapon known to man, a mucus filled jar which would probably infect anyone with coronavirus-19. Preferably dropped on covid deniers and people protesting covid regulations at hospitals

"What will we do about these pesky anti-covid protesters?"
*swills* *screws lid*
"Taken care of it"
"How???"
"Mucus molly."

by whoahthere January 4, 2021