Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

mounting

when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.

"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"

"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"

by ridds December 25, 2007

Mousing

The state of being so skilled in using computer mouses, such as fastly pointing at the icons on the screen,quickly moving the mouse point to the desired option, and professionalism in playing or running programs that basically depends on the mouse.

That employment company is seeking to employ people who are highly-skilled in typing,english fluency and mousing.

I think Albert needs lots of time to gain more skills in mousing.

by Joseph-Almzayen January 6, 2008

Mounting the Curb

the act of climbing onto a huge person then proceeding to begin sexual intercourse

co-founded by: xErrror (twitch username) and ChrissieJ1S (twitch username)

"If you're going to be hittin' that, you'll need to be mounting the curb."

by Friscko May 2, 2019

mosting

to telecommute using VOIP or voice over IP (such as Avaya or Vonage) so that the telecommuter appears to either be in the office or other nearby location because the VOIP service provides a local caller id when the telecommuter calls even though, in fact, the telecommuter is not in the office or other nearby location

Even though Peter spent the day at home, none of his colleagues realized that he was telecommuting because his VOIP service allowed him to make phone calls where his office phone number would show up as the caller ID. Peter was mosting.

Alt: Even though Luis lives in Paris, Luis uses Vonage with a local Los Angeles phone number and caller ID so all his clients believe that he's in Los Angeles. Luis is mosting.

by Thomas Watson July 20, 2008

molusting

When freshly bared skin reveals one or several disgusting moles.

Usually Sarah is hot, but when we go to the beach she is a little molusting.

Joe: Hey, so did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave: Yeah, when she took off her shirt I was a little molusted, but I turned off the lights and ploughed anyways.

Victoria turned away in molust when Phil took off his shirt to work on his tan.

by Jacob4564 February 8, 2010

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023