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muslims are people who believe in the religion islam. they are often mistaken as terrorists. unfortunately there are a lot of people who believe everything on the news and spread hate against muslims. we do not behead people. and terrorist are not Muslims. they r people who have misinterpreted the Quran and are unfortunately ruining our name. we do not stone girls who get raped just for our family's honor. if u want to judge our religion judge the acts of the last prophet and the verses in the quran. islam only says to fight with non muslims during war. also muslim men are not rapists and in islam if a girl says no to getting married to a man the marriage does not happen. we do not force child marriage. and women wear a black cloth over their body so that men don't look at them and try to rape them. in islam, we respect woman. women WEAR HIJAB AND COVER THEIR BODIES SO THAT THEY R NOT THOUGHT TO BE SEXUAL OBJECTS AND JUST TO BE USED FOR A MANS PLEASURE. people don't understand islam and are arrogant so they spread hate. please understand that muslims aren't terrorists and nine eleven was planed by bush for oil. thank you.
muslim, a follower of the perfect religion and misunderstood and a target of hate by arrogant people .
by hafuz October 18, 2015
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Schrödinger's Muslim

A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.
Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
by ksalam January 10, 2021
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To go Muslim

It means to intentionally give up all worries and hesitations to get completely engrossed in an object, or a task.

This phrase stems from the literal definition of "Islam," which means to completely submit to the will of the superpower in Arabic language.
The kids went Muslim on their first Halloween trick or treat event in Grandpa's neighborhood! They hauled at least 50 lbs of candy!

It's finally sunny in San Francisco! I am wearing my crop top and short shorts, for I am going muslim for Sun! Want to join me, Tiffany?

You have to go muslim on a magic mushroom trip in the park, or it will be all muscular cramps and bad moments! Embrace your sensations! Love them and enjoy!
by ninzy_got_tits November 13, 2021
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Muslim

1 of every 3 persons in the world! Victim and a little tired of stereotypes and one badass motherfucker who knows how to party!
She says: OMG! he is so cute and so good in bed. He blows up my world!: Must be a muslim.
by fierbutterspark April 22, 2013
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Muslim

Prevalent post 9/11 mindset towards an individual.A Persons beliefs/customs are often related with violent extremist acts just like christian terrorists such as Timothy McVeigh or the northem Ireland groups in previous years.
-Misconception:ALL terrorists are muslims, Timothy McVeigh was Christian,white american nextdoor boy,former US soldier.he is often call criminal instead of terrorist. Had he had less pale skin or foreing parents he would be called muslim terrorist.

Previous paranoias of the americana :comunism, totalitarism, fashism, sexysm.Post 9/11 terrorism, extremism.

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"Hey Rijhad whats up? Havent seen u in a while, planing a muslim move on freedom tower?"

Rijhad: "Nah, cant board a plane no more, my hemorrhoids prevent TSA from performing any enhanced inspection techniques!"
by RomacIn December 9, 2012
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Muslim punch

To punch one so hard in the armpit (and hit a specific pressure point) that they shit their pants
Of fuck did you see Timmy Muslim punch Bob? He totally shit his pants
by Sucka deez Chinese nuts June 10, 2018
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Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant
pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!
by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006
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