Mogroso

some one who is hella dirty and smelly.

Christian says "Adan cut your mogroso ass hair it bothers me!"

Even though nice cars are supposed to park in the visitors spot i spotted Luis mogroso ass truck there!

by New noses December 25, 2010

Monroed

The act of totally screwing thing up.

Man he monroed it all up

by TotalMail June 18, 2013

Travellers Marrow

Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.

"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."

"....The rest of the coach passengers gasped in awe at the Travellers Marrow, the sleeping Alex was sporting...."

by KingKempo February 11, 2010

dick mirror

A mirror in a bathroom which allows a man to stare at his own dick while he is relieving himself. It can be a wall mirror which runs low enough on the wall, or a vanity mirror which has been strategically placed.

Dude, I love taking a piss at Jimmy's house, the dick mirror in the bathroom lets me admire my shit.

by uncle_ruckus June 3, 2010

morrowind

A highly advanced and very effective time travel program. After you turn on Morrowind and play for "a few minutes" you will find yourself magically transported anywhere from 10 hours to 3 days into the future

Normal Person: Hey man, where have you been? You haven't been to class in a few days now...
Morrowind Addict: Can't talk, I just played Morrowind for two days straight and I really need to get some food and use the john.

by Relminator February 1, 2007

Ipod Mirror

The mirror of the back of an ipod.

Dude...all of class jessica was doing her make up and looking at her ipod mirror.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

Morrowind

The most awesome and addicting game ever created. Its not the meaning of life, it IS life. All you need is the game, a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of pepsi and nobody will ever see you again. Guaranteed to keep you awake for four days straight.

Haven't been able to stop playing since my boyfriend got me addicted to it three years ago. Now I have the GOTY Edition and my Nord is on the BloodMoon Quest. Woot! Morrowind fucking rules.

by morrowind_addict June 19, 2007