The Morning Afters 

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.

Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!

The Morning Afters by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009

morning afterburn 

The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.

Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."

morning afterburn by Leo Dante August 10, 2012

Mourning After 

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

Mourning After by DirkD February 1, 2007

good morning afternoon 

Good Morning Afternoon; from 11:50am to 2pm is a good morning afternooon

Good morning afternoon family, how are we all doing today?

good morning afternoon by huey#7917 September 29, 2018

Mourning After 

Spokane, Washinton's greatest rock.

Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums

(Drew is my brother)

www.mourningmusic.com- Look at it!

Mourning After by Pantseh June 5, 2004

morning afternoonish 

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting

Good morning afternoonish bitch

morning afternoonish by The real one December 21, 2014

mourning after 

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

mourning after by QuacksO December 30, 2020