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Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.
Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.
Morning Glory by Roach47 November 12, 2010

morning glory

seeds from the Ipomoea violacea family, they containe LSA wich is similar to LSD, they also make you sick as fuck and cause you to throw up repeatedly and violently. Seeds contain contain cyanide.
Man these morning glory's make me sick.....holy shit.....I'm Peter Pan, I can fly!!!
morning glory by creAtive January 21, 2004

morning glory

Fried Morning Glory: Crisp and snappy Morning Glory sautéed with fresh garlic and soybean sauce.
morning glory by caipilicious September 7, 2004

morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"
morning glory by Rob June 21, 2004

morning glory

when u wake up in the morning and u find that u just had a wet dream
man i was dreamin about my hot ass biology teacher, and when i woke up i found my morning glory
morning glory by nigga gus April 26, 2008

morning glory

Sometimes, I am not quite sure if I respectfully greeted my morning glory.
morning glory by jerk October 6, 2003