Mortgage Whore

Someone who shops around for the best deal on every mortgage, regularly remortgages and pays off the mortgage asap.

Why isn't frank here?
He's at Prudential, he's such a mortgage whore.

by wibble October 5, 2012

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

by OutTheBox September 13, 2020

mortgage

Another name for your wife or husband.

I'd better make this the last beer, it's time I got home to the mortgage.

by Jay Woo May 31, 2005

Reverse mortgage

When you have crashed and or been mutilated beyond recognition repair or plastic surgery and hospice is your future for the rest of your life that is a reverse mortgage

When you are sliding down an icy Hill on your toboggan with your family watching and are starfish through the air and immediately s*** with into the hardest snow concrete pack thank you can find on the planet break every bone in your body that is a reverse mortgage

by Amuzer the vandal December 17, 2017

Mortgaged

to be completely drunk

I was mortgaged last night.

by dalore December 2, 2005

mortage

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.

He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.

by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011