fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.

let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs

by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009

Monkey bar

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.

here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight

by Buzz the monkey January 14, 2011

MonkeyBoy

Steve Ballmer - CEO of Microsoft

Is known as Monkey Boy for jumping around on stage like a monkey screaming and dancing.

Link to Monkey Boy:

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

by Developers July 20, 2008

monkeybum

A cheeky but affectionate pet name for a boy / girl friend to call one another by.

"I Love You Monkeybum"

by Jake Mortimer June 2, 2007

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

Moneybags

Moneybags is when something is really, really cool.

"That chick was moneybags."
or
"Can you believe I won $500 bucks on the slots? MONEYBAGS!"
or
"That '79 Charger is moneybags."

It works on sooo many levels.

by T$Millionaire May 30, 2008

Monkeybuns

a phat delicious merinoo girl with nicki minaj's boootay!

just wait until you see my dick, cause ima beat that pussy up - monkeybuns

by babycakeslovesmonkeybuns January 2, 2011