A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021
Get the Moises Momentmug. Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Moisesmug. to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
Get the moises your handsmug. by Symintha January 23, 2025
Get the Symintha moisemug. by LudiTheUber October 2, 2022
Get the Moisemug. man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog
by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022
Get the moisesmug. Most likely don't do well with others, always have some type of issue. Suppressed feelings, maybe a dark past of some sort. Dealt with too many shits and wasted the shits to care for. You know when you see a Moises Elias when people say, "Yeah that guy has a big Ego" or when people give little shits about that person.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
by NrdBrodie July 13, 2022
Get the Moises Eliasmug.