A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021
Get the Moises Momentmug. Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
by Urbandichead12 April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Moisesmug. to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
Get the moises your handsmug. by sloppyjacks69 March 4, 2018
Get the Moises Ariasmug. Part of the Sussy Baka Club !!
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️
Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️
Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking
by user2837 November 21, 2021
Get the Moisesmug. by Blackmftmase April 19, 2021
Get the Moise Telfortmug. A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off
Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises
Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you
Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you
by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018
Get the Moisesmug.