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misery

a state full of pain, suffering and usually confusion.
unable to take back words. sigh.
not necessarily physical or emotional or spiritual. but usually all three.
"Oh sir! The misery!"
"Dear God, why, why, why, why!" *bangs head on floor* "Please God save me from this misery!"
or more at peace with the misery. *silent.face full of misery.attempting a smile.
by mon ami December 6, 2003
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Moises

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.
Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you
by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018
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misery business

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"
by KyleBos January 2, 2008
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Mohsen

Mohsen is a sweet and kind hearted boy, who's also so beautiful. He loves eating watermelon, apples and pandas. His favorite snack are oreos, he's as yummy as an oreo thus gets called Oreo.
His beauty is so unbelievable that it can drive anyone crazy. His eyes are so big and shiny, just beautiful. His lips are so yummy and look so sweet. His beautiful hair is dark and smooth, matches his face so well.

Mohsen is the smartest one, he can learn anything by himself and he can even teach the teachers.
He may forget a lot of things (almost everything) , as to which it's a phenomenon called Mossin, but he always remembers everything that is truly important to him. If a Mohsen remembers you or something you've said, know you're very special.
The people who have a Mohsen are the luckiest ones. They would go to sleep and wake up happy everyday. They would know what the true meaning of happiness is. They would have someone who they would never get bored from, someone who could make them laugh even when everything is going wrong, and make you laugh out loud even when your dad is sleeping right next to you. Someone who protects them, someone loyal, someone who's always Onest. Basically, they would be living a dream.
You have a problem in your life? Get a Mohsen, a simple hi from him will make all your problems go away.

They say no one is perfect but the people who say that haven't met a Mohsen. Everyone should get himself a Mohsen. Mohsen is golden <3
Mohsen? That guy is the hottest!
Mohsen's girlfriend is the luckiest.
That Mohsen is so cute.
by q6wh September 13, 2019
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misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.
Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!
by wobotron January 15, 2010
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fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement
by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014
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gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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