I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
by Chris May 06, 2005
A county in Maryland in which one must always bring tennis shoes to party, cause you gonna b runnin from da cops eventually; a county in which peeps roll deep with their wallets even deeper, and where Prep runs shit, period.
Prep senior 1: shit, cops got me runnin from my own damn house!
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
by titus January 12, 2005
A place where kids whose parents are lawyers or work for the Federal Government can act like thugs and get away with it.
A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?
The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.
I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.
MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?
The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.
I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.
MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
Come to WV, where I go to college, and see how the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the MoCo bubble lives. You'll be shocked.
by WVU2008 November 09, 2007
MoCo's = Morning Cocktails
Usually, MoCo's are done before tailgating.
You wake up really early on a Saturday and simply start drinking. They work as a good pregame before the tailgates, which often only have bad beer to be used to maintain your drunkenness.
If you're a girl, you can also call it Morning Cocks.
Usually, MoCo's are done before tailgating.
You wake up really early on a Saturday and simply start drinking. They work as a good pregame before the tailgates, which often only have bad beer to be used to maintain your drunkenness.
If you're a girl, you can also call it Morning Cocks.
Annoucement: MoCo's are at 8 am at our house, followed by a walk to the buses to the game, where we have tailgates all set up with burgers and Natty.
by caust1c November 29, 2010
Montgomery County, a Maryland county on the edge of D.C.. It's just about the most diverse place in the entire country and has arguably the best school system. It ranges from working class all the way to extremely wealthy and everything in between. You'll know the wealthy when you see them because the kids look ghetto then you see their mom pull up in an Audi. Don't listen to anybody saying the county's ghetto, that's just the schoolkid wangsters trying to act like they've even seen one when in reality they're just looking at a decent working class neighborhood. If you don't play lacrosse you know too many people who do. Overall, a pretty nice place as long you don't stay too long and don't run into all the wannabes, and can stand said wannabes making a racket drag racing all damn night. Seriously, there's not a time you can wake or a place you can go and not hear that din of the roads. Just keep in mind: don't expect a single turn signal and do not put the old bay on the fries, whatever they say. It's fucking disgusting.
P1: I went to MoCo, it was pretty nice but nobody will shut the fuck up.
P2: Yeah, just don't stay there too long. You'll go crazy.
P2: Yeah, just don't stay there too long. You'll go crazy.
by QueenMaxine April 09, 2019
County in Central Maryland, bordering Washington D.C. Full of many rich people that wish they actually lived in the ghetto. Someone, please tell them to stop posing. There are some ghetto areas, of course, but the county tries its best not to let other people know. Montgomery county supposedly has great schools, but they're just puffed up. They just have the money to get better computers, that's all.
MoCo Kid: Yo yo whaddup dawg?! West Bethesda, yo!
PGCounty Kid: *smack* Your mom drives a mercedes to pick up the mail. You are NOT in the ghetto.
PGCounty Kid: *smack* Your mom drives a mercedes to pick up the mail. You are NOT in the ghetto.
by Jaden<3 September 10, 2005
Term used in ones away message to tell his SOCOM friends that he is on socom, but normal people don't have a clue what he is talking about. The term 'Mocos' is 'Socom' backwards and can also be modified for mor detaild such as 'Z MOCOS' for Socom 2 and 'E MOCOS' for Socom 3
by T-Rock1990 July 17, 2006