smock mock

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.

Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!

by SomeMillerGuy December 06, 2007

mock snuff

a scene in a movie that when removed could be passed off as an actual snuff film.

After watching some of the Flower of Flesh and Blood video Charlie Sheen turned it over to the FBI not realizing the murder he just witnessed was a mock snuff scene.

by KillerMongaloid November 04, 2009

Mock Pee

The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.

Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.

Damn, that mock pee incident was funny... he still doesn't realize it was a fake out.

by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010

mock trial

Mock Trial is the most intense activity you can get yourself into. Students play the roles of witnesses, attorneys, clerks, and bailiffs. It requires a HUGE amount of confidence and speaking ability. You also have to be witty and able to handle large amounts of pressure. Mock Trialers tend sleep very little and have no social lives, however, this pays off when applying to college. Mock Trialers need to be very smart in order to keep up with their grades and the high amounts of energy to win!

Mock Triaers are the hardest working people you will ever meet. I 100% gurantee it.

Guy #1: Hey dude, do you want to go to the party on saturday?

Guy #2: No sorry man, I can't. I have a Mock Trial competition in Arizona I have to be at all next week!

Guy #1: Oh, ok. Have fun!

by lilcamifromcali July 28, 2011

cassive mock

A huge gigantuous cock in which there is at least 15 pounds of meat.

Will Choate has the opposite of a cassive mock...He has a call smock.

by NoNameMan September 22, 2006

mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."

You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.

by Fearman March 18, 2008

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 16, 2004