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Get the Burn a Mule mug.An extremely powerful warrior with the tightest afro known to man. He is blindingly fast, able to dodge multiple bullets, and engrave his initials onto each one as it flies past. He carries a sword that can slice diamond, and is able to transverse into the spirit realm. He has been known to eat ninjas for breakfast, and his friends know him as "The Black Wind".
The origins of Mluleki are unclear. Some say he hails from South Africa, and that the reason for Jacob Zuma's baldness is because Mluleki repeatedly shaves his head in public at lightning speed whenever hair begins to grow. It is also said that Mluleki accounts for 50% of the disappearing rainforests in the world, because his sword hungers for slicing. One thing is certain, while he remains severely underestimated within his public life, he is a great friend, and has an inspiring imagination. If only his peers knew of his true power.
The origins of Mluleki are unclear. Some say he hails from South Africa, and that the reason for Jacob Zuma's baldness is because Mluleki repeatedly shaves his head in public at lightning speed whenever hair begins to grow. It is also said that Mluleki accounts for 50% of the disappearing rainforests in the world, because his sword hungers for slicing. One thing is certain, while he remains severely underestimated within his public life, he is a great friend, and has an inspiring imagination. If only his peers knew of his true power.
Holy shit, did you see that Ducati?? That was as fast as Mluleki!
Karate student: Sensei, I want to be as good as Mluleki someday...
Sensei: So do I, young one, so do I...
Karate student: Sensei, I want to be as good as Mluleki someday...
Sensei: So do I, young one, so do I...
by Spysm July 7, 2009
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by robcraine March 15, 2004
Get the eat that mule shit mug.When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating
"He was really mule dicking her "
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by dungpow August 18, 2010
Get the candy mule mug.A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
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