missouri pipeline

When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.

Dude that Missouri pipeline was awesome!

by I like buns March 11, 2015

Lebanon Missouri

A Mid-sized town in the heart of Missouri.
Know for its Aluminum boat factory's, vast majority of Meth Produced in the City Limits and teen pregnancy.

I live in Lebanon Missouri...No not the country.

by Towns person March 26, 2009

Springfield Missouri

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

OR

2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world

1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"

by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010

Sarcoxie Missouri

A small town about 15 mins east if Carthage Missouri. This town has more potheads and rednecks than you could imagine. Watch out for stds like chlamydia, HIV, and more!

Where's the best place to meet a redneck pothead? Sarcoxie Missouri

by Diplardinsarcoxie June 25, 2018

Missourah

A word that hicks use to describe missouri.

I'm from Missourah boy!

by David Parker March 2, 2005

Missouri Bidet

When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.

-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend

-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet

by TriTooner September 6, 2011

Missouri Twist

A Missouri Twist is when you wrap both hands around the penis during sexual intercourse and twist it really hard.

Guy 1: "Yo bro, my girl did the Missouri Twist on me last night"

Guy 2: "Ayo what the fuck"

by nyxwastakn December 15, 2021