Misery Boner 

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

Misery Boner by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks 

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks by raybeez February 22, 2022

Misery Pimp 

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"

Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.

Misery Pimp by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011

misery tits 

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

misery tits by Yak October 12, 2003

misery business prelude mystery 

The name of a mystery involving the CD version of Misery business by paramore. there is a mariachi prelude, and after it ends and before the actual song Hayley Williams says something incomprehensible, it's not stated anywhere what she says.

Maria repeatedly listened to Misery business trying to solve the misery business prelude mystery.

misery business prelude mystery by BexCa May 17, 2009

Misery Elephant 

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative

She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!

Misery Elephant by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012

Misery Nap 

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

Misery Nap by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017