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The Mission

A once great and 'vibrant' (read 'ghetto') district of San Francisco now being taken over by an invasion of carpet-bagging, carpet-munching, cracker-ass hipsters.
SFC Native #1: It's cool how The Mission is coming up and crime is going down.

SFC Native #2: Nah fooh, the rents are rising and there's all these annoying young gringos stupidos around, not the older kind that were just annoying but not stupid.

SFC Native #1: Yeah, I guess you can't have everything.
by Mescalito April 16, 2008
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dick mission

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.
Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010
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Flying Mission

Sex position where the receiver lays in missionary position, and the giver takes a running jump in to start sex.
Lay still im going to open with a flying mission.
by SBrooky July 29, 2020
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mission hill

A great adult cartoon made by the same guy who made Ren and Stimpy.
<Andy> There, I said 'ass'! Are you gonna go and taddle to mom now?!
by Alan Lam August 23, 2003
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missionary hip

Pain in the hip due to too much sex. Tennis elbow of the hip.
I better switch positions before I get missionary hip.
by dampmark February 8, 2008
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Mission District

A formerly Latino section of San Francisco now being heavily gentrified by white hipsters.

All the culture and soul of this historic neighborhood has been replaced by fixed-gear bikes, fair-trade coffee shops, and guys in fedoras and ray-bans.
If you have a gluten allergy, the Mission District is your place.
by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011
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What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?

Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 8, 2010
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