The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.

by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010

miami slide

action performed while driving in miami. where one, goes from one side of the road to the other cutting everyone off

yo on the way to the beach dane did the miami slide and cut everyone off

by myke prez June 11, 2006

Miami Fizzler

When a girl is giving a blow job, she puts pop rocks in her mouth to cause a fizzling sensation...Miami Fizzler

Miami Fizzler

by magic man93 November 21, 2009

University of Miami

The University that everyone will envy you for. Smart kids who like to have fun. Great academics, athletics, weather, and banger parties. It’s referred to as The U because it is the king of all universities. Walk to south beach after class and run into a couple celebs. Pretty sure everyone who goes to that school is some sort of supermodel.

Jen- I’m flying out this weekend to visit my friend at The University of Miami

Kathleen- Tell the kardashian’s I said hello.

by rjmobb February 26, 2019

Miami triad

The collective nickname for three major fraternities founded at Miami University; Beta Theta Pi, Phi Delta Theta, and Sigma Chi. Phi Kappa Tau was founded at Miami also, but for whatever reason isn't included in this collective nickname.
At some schools the three fraternities usualy come together (and pretend that they like each other)to have one major social every year.

The "Miami Triad" social this weekend will be a TOTAL sausage fest. At least it usually attracts some sexy soro-chics like the Chi Os, Gamma Phis and DZs.

by Vote for Pedro May 26, 2008

mikamybeloved_

mikamybeloved_ is the best mutual ever to live. they are an amazing person and deserve the world. i love their content and it is an honour for me to be their mutual. MWAH ILY :D (they probably don´t even know about my existence, but that´s okay 😢)

someone: "ew, have you heard of mikamybeloved_ ? i hate them."
me: *cutely pushes that person off a cliff*

by m!scha June 30, 2021

Miramonte

Wow, where do you begin here? Miramonte is a school in a rich white neighborhood. Everyone smokes weed, except the asians. Admin sucks ass and the teachers flirt with the student. Somehow, the freshman get with the seniors and party with the juniors. The "popular kids" talk to no one but each other and the sophomore flex their keys continuously. The 0.01% of the school which is black has to deal with white kids saying the n word and tryna act all gangster.

Who are those ratchet white kids over there smoking weed? They look like idiots.
Oh, prolly just those Miramonte kids.
Gross.

by stoopidshit00001 June 4, 2019