Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious

Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty

by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011

minty-badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 2, 2013

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

Minty Bounce

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018

minty badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 1, 2013

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012