mincing lizard

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

by mincerlizard June 10, 2011

mince words

To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.

Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.

by Reuben D. December 22, 2007

mints or mince

A game where someone says 'mints or mince' and someone guesses which. Quite pointless yet fun!

Mints or mince?

Mints.

Correct!

by Chelvis Presley March 31, 2016

prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat

"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"

by raggedy ass mofo September 15, 2008

string of mince

When ones clitoris protrudes out from ones vaginal flaps.

Dave:"Ah mate that lass lastnite had a proper hanging mot like?"

Leanne:"Eee man a string of mince everything should be nice a tucked away"

by Dr Obson October 23, 2007

Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017

mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

by dirtybustard July 30, 2014