millimometre

is a minute measurement of distance...

Pronounced 'mil-ee-mom-itter' commonly used in fire station rec-rooms during a relaxing game of snooker.
flip me you missed that by a millimometre!

by Fireman Sam April 4, 2008

millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

2 millimeter defeater

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge

Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater”

by 2 millimeter defeater May 7, 2022

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch May 13, 2005

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

Millimack

Doing anything and everything except what you’re supposed to (to millimack)

Bill preceded to millimack around town instead of going to work.

by Vickbickki July 8, 2020