Mike Jones

A Mike Jones is a person who sings and or raps saying their name 2 times every 5 seconds, ammounting to high stress levels to whos ears this "sound" may reach

Who? Mike Jones
my name is Mike Jones
i like to rap Mike Jones
Mike Mike Jones who mike jones

by Matt from PV PA March 08, 2006

Mike Jones

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

by Lt Panda July 11, 2005

Mike Jones

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

by Johnny Johnothan August 06, 2006

Mike Jones

Who? No really, who? I don't remember. Who? Who is Mike Jones?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones! My album, Who Is Mike Jones!
Me: Wow, I really like this rapper, if only I knew what his name was, oh well...

by Icy Wyte June 23, 2022

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

Mike Jones

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

by KKKoolguy March 03, 2006

Mike Jones

a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."

He is a famous rapper.

Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.

Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.

Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.

Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."

Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.

Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.

Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.

by C-Block March 23, 2007