Migraine

A common excuse for a hangover.

You guys good for tomorrow sorry about Sunday had a bad migraine couldn’t get out of bed

by Poonslayer89 September 22, 2020

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018

Migraine

A type of headache

Friend: Oh shit you got a headache?

You: Yeah exactly but it’s worse like a migraine

by corlino February 23, 2021

Migraine

A group of kids.

Man this migraine is really getting on my nerves.

by Avenred November 8, 2019

Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.

Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.

by Dp5028 May 7, 2025

four legged migraine

A usually small breed of dog that yips incessantly causing massive headaches, ear aches, and blood curdling rage to everyone in earshot with exception of its owner who seems oblivious to why non-stop yapping would be problematic.

Neighbors dog has been yapping all day. I call it a four legged migraine

by cptskratch May 15, 2014

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023