Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012

Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011

Midland mudslide

when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther

you want to midland mudslide with me gurl

by central football 5 July 8, 2011

midlands

The Midlands -
1. A fictional place in Britain because no one knows where it really starts or finishes.
2. Re-named to Birmingham to disguise its poor identity and reputation. This didn't work

''I'm from the Midlands''

''You mean you're from Birmingham''

''Yes''

''Poor Sod''

by Nutter_Systems September 2, 2005

Midland, Pennsylvania

The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.

Megan Fox would never be caught dead in Midland, Pennsylvania.

by shanaynaycruzz June 5, 2011

madlynn

Madlynn is the most hard working girl with goals and dreams and she will reach them. Pretty all the time and smoking hot when she goes out. She has a RBF but has a heart of gold every guy wants her. She acts older than her age and she is the most loving and best friend you could as for.

Madlynn is best sister ever.

by Knuckle December 1, 2020

Medlyne

A Woman unlike no other, she's gorgeous in every way possible, fierce-looking but treats everyone with kindness and respect, unless you cross her, and if you ever do, well then you better run, especially if you mess with me, that's a one-way ticket to being six feet under the ground. The best girlfriend I could ever ask for, one day to be my wife, our relationship is unlike any other, I have yet to, and don't think I ever will see two people more suited for each other, there isn't a healthier relationship around.

Her hair and style change more than anything else, the only that comes close is her ever-changing eye colour.

You're the one Babe, and sometime in the future, I'll be down on a knee, ring in hand, to slip onto your finger❤.

Wow, is that Medlyne? She looks so different from how I saw her years ago.

Is that your woman, Nathan? It sure is, we're each other so don't even think about it.

by ncgauthier February 28, 2022