midgetism

the disease first discovered in south england resulting in the horizontally challenged and/or short

After being diagnosed with midgetism, the old man slowly got shorter

by Pat Dunphy July 25, 2003

midgetize

to smallen something

My sweater midgetized in the dryer

by TeeeyyaawwwnnneeeCatnip March 7, 2013

Mingeteer

People obsessed with the word minge.

Ryan, Rob, Molly and Nick were the 4 Mingeteers.

by Nostrovia February 5, 2021

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.

Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.

by Wags25 December 9, 2008

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019