microcum

Noun/mi-cro-cum/latin derivative
The minute amount of male/female/they ejaculate that is achieved through quaint stimulation. Anything over 1 cubic millilitre does not qualify.

ex: "Oh my god Becky, i got too excited during quidditch, does my nimbus 2000 smell like microcum?"

by Macrocum August 25, 2018

microlucas

The lucas (lu) is a unit of currency, defined as the current net worth of George Lucas. As of this writing, one lucas equals about $5 billion USD.

Since one lucas is an impractically large number, it is usually used in the form of the microlucas (μlu), or about $5000 USD.

"Damn, I made like 11 microlucas this year"

by retrofutureman January 18, 2019

microcuntism

A short, smug statement, spoken or posted on social media, usually as a response or "comment" that gives you a glimpse into the mind of a cunt.

"That's just another one of Rob's microcuntisms."
"I see Trump has been tweeting more of his microcuntisms"

by mydonkeylikessavourypancakes October 30, 2020

microcum

a small amount of cum, not able to reproduce, not satisfying. Normally produced from small penis men

yo momma: Oh yes daddy do it
you: OHHHHH THERE IT IS
yo momma: omg stanley thats microcum!!
you: damb
yo momma: you, your father, and ur uncle are all the same!

by WasteYouth5 November 27, 2020

Microcycallogical

A very Big Big Word

I can spell a very big word: Boy
What is it: Girl
Microcycallogical: boy

by Armandodaconda June 30, 2022

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

Microphuckery

The ridiculous and confusing substitutions and corrections made when using the microphone to text.

It was impossible to decipher the meaning of Jane’s text due to all the microphuckery.

by Du Nord July 28, 2023