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Methuli

A beautiful and an amazing friend to have. Funny and ful of surprises. She loves to joke about and has lots of friends. She is a very lovable person. If you ever date her, try as hard as you can to keep her. It'll be worth it!
Don't make her mad or you'll lose her forever. Don't let her slip away. Methuli can be a hand full if you disrespect her
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Methuen High School

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.
by stonerprideright November 23, 2010
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metchul

another spelling of the word metal, used when ridiculing a heavy metal style, espcially black metal, or talking shit about a band you're annoyed of cuz they suck, or they sold out.
Also used when ridiculing a metalhead, saying he's a metchulhead, or a tr00 metchulhead.
Used by both metalheads and non-metalheads.
retarded kid: "br0o0o0otal, tr0oo0est of the tr00oo0 kvlt of kvlt metchul head?"
black metaller: "BM is neither for kids, nor pussies"
by Petrucci January 25, 2008
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Mehul

by KMC Stud January 29, 2019
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Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.
I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.
by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014
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Methlish

โ€œ(n.) A broken dialect of English fueled by meth addiction and inbreeding originating in Florida.โ€
Ex. โ€œI couldnโ€™t understand @hungry#4756 โ€˜s mom. She had three teeth and spoke Methlish.โ€
by Ezmyr April 3, 2023
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mehul

A nice rhyme is "Mehul is cool"
by Mehul September 14, 2003
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