morgan grinder

Slang term used in place of "girlfriend". May also be used to describe a variety of household appliances.

You takin' out the (morgan) grinder? You old dog, you.
Just throw that burrito in the morgan grinder and heat her up for a minute.

by Fernando S. May 27, 2006

Morganated

To steal a joke

Hey that is my joke! Wow, I got Morganated

by SmallishSkins9 May 28, 2015

Piers Morgan handshake

Unsolicited groping of the buttocks.

"Hey! That guy just gave me a Piers Morgan handshake."

"I'd give her a Piers Morgan handshake."

by Herassment May 17, 2009

Mergim

Mergim is a very funny person. He makes alot of people laugh and when he really wants something he sets his mind to it and tries until he succeeds. He never backs down. He is a great person to look up to. Even though he doesnt know it, he makes alot of people proud.

Mergim is simply the best.

by ajdskiensa September 14, 2010

Malena morgan

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day

Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her

by True advice May 21, 2015

a male morgan

Morgan is a name for a guy who's talented with music and listens to it a lot. They are funny and love to joke around on the outside but on the inside they have something they are dying to telling someone. They seem annoying at first but if you get to know them - they could make your world shine. They are handsome and are generally laid back. If you need something and they love you - they'd be happy to give you the world. They always have a secret admirer. They have a big heart, they just need someone to come care for it.

A male Morgan

"Hey have you seen Morgan? We have band rehearsal"
"Yes, he was helping --------- with carrying some large bags a few moments ago"
"He's so caring, he couldn't say no"
"Yano I think I'm in love with him"
"Go for it!!!!"

by Blueeyes101 January 9, 2017

Mergina

A mermaid's twat (a portmanteau of mermaid and vagina), and the genital of preference of mermaid-oriented furries.

Troy hopes to bang some mergina next time he goes deep sea diving.

by Niles Ward November 5, 2006