Mentalpause

In the laundry list of a woman's hormonal faultline shifts, I take comfort in knowing that this one means the shit show is almost over. Complete with hot flashes, dried up Virginia slims, and night terrors/meat sweats...what kinda contest in hell did I win??

She's suffering from severe more than moderate mentalpause. Poor old broad...

by Hallucinojenn January 26, 2023

Metapause

A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.

Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”

Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”

Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”

Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”

by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025

menonpause

men-on -pause- this is the time period for women between the age of 35 49 that because of there age,looks,sexually preference they developed this deadly man hating disease,it inhibits the mind and body so that they loose total interest in men and put them on hold! because in the end they dont mind and it dont matter!

mom i saw jessie at the movies with maria kissing, dont worry she just going threw MENONPAUSE! IN A FEW WEEKS SHE BE OK!

by kittykitty643 October 28, 2011

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

menopause

when the waiter is taking your order and you have to think what to order so u ask him to wait it's called menupause

i'm stuck rn in physics class
constantly thinking about thicc arse

i know about a book called wizard of oz
menopause

by carseatbeltmetalpart July 23, 2021

Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021