meriling

She is not only beautiful but kind,sweet,talented,smart,ect. She is the perfect girlfriend who will make any guy that meets her fall in love. Her body is beautiful but she is insecure. (She has a nice butt.) She can give guys boners by just looking at them.

Wow Meriling is so pretty.

Dam that girl so fine.

by Unknowndaddy July 17, 2018

emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).

I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.

by David W Williamson January 4, 2008

Subject Line Emailing

Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.

Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?

by unklephester October 8, 2011

Mermaiding

When you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution

Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night

by Bestpandora7539 March 25, 2019

Mermaiding

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaiding

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaiding

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

by joe333 October 22, 2013