Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

mellon

a very powerful person who can transform into many forms but most commonly in his thug life mellon

retard "mellon help
mellon"ok helper mellon to the rescue

by niggiepower January 7, 2019

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

Nicole mellon

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her

Nicole mellon can we fuck

by I want to fuck Nicole May 2, 2018

Mellon Pull

An overexcessive (often accidental) overpull of mobs with insurmountable odds of succession.

Wow, that was a Mellon Pull and-a-half

by Saintanais February 8, 2025

Mellon

You slipped, you did something wrong, or you just lame

Bruh you Mellon

by Ehehdhdb September 10, 2021

T. C. Mellon Huntin'

Going to the Turkey Creek shopping plaza and hunting for women with large breasts

Let's go back to Knoxville for some T. C. Mellon Huntin'.

by Peepeepoopoo694208008s March 5, 2022