Mellon

You slipped, you did something wrong, or you just lame

Bruh you Mellon

by Ehehdhdb September 10, 2021

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

T. C. Mellon Huntin'

Going to the Turkey Creek shopping plaza and hunting for women with large breasts

Let's go back to Knoxville for some T. C. Mellon Huntin'.

by Peepeepoopoo694208008s March 5, 2022

g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 22, 2011

mouldy mellons

When a man ejaculates on a females breasts and hardens and turns green!!!

Ah man that was dope last night when Hayden pulled out his mouldy mellons

by Dickslayer53 July 26, 2022

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

Mellon Pull

An overexcessive (often accidental) overpull of mobs with insurmountable odds of succession.

Wow, that was a Mellon Pull and-a-half

by Saintanais February 8, 2025