Megasequin

An alternative unit of measurement wherein a sparkly glittery sequin, most likely found on a figure skater/hipster, can be used to describe distance or awesomeness.

The formula for conversion follows:

10^6 sequins = 1 megasequin

10^-6 sequins = 1 microsequin

*a sequin is one unit of fabulousness/length

Kim and Brent combine raw power with grace and artistry in a sport where success or failure is measured in microsequins.

Though 30,000,000 megasequins apart, you are still close to my heart!

The band was about 42 megasequins better than the opening act.

by skaterbabe December 4, 2010

megaswill

Beer of average quality that is mass produced and mass consumed.

Typically megaswill beer is brewed to be as tasteless as possible and drunk by people who wish to consume as much beer as physically possible.

That is just another average megaswill beer.

by Jesterrific January 26, 2014

Megawhore

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.

Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.

by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

megaslurp

Megaslurp- When you're nearly finished with a drink and you slurp the rest of the drink and it makes a funny noise

After Me and the boys went to McDonald's, my boy finished off his Coke with a megaslurp before throwing it away

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

Megahedron Challenge

Challenge involving finding the volume of a Megahedron (a Megahedron being a regular hedron with a million sides).

"You might think you're smart,but I bet you can't do the Megahedron Challenge"

by Caspar Wilson May 13, 2004

megaphoning

The act of riding around in a vehicle with a few friends and a megaphone and verbally assaulting every pedestrian you encounter.

Megaphoning

Friend 1: Yo theres a fat troll coming up on the left, get him

Friend 2: (on megaphone) HEY TUBBY! WHERE YA GOING JENNY CRAIG IS 2 BLOCKS THE OTHER WAY!

by DominickVercetti October 18, 2011

megastoner

An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.

Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.

by Hay Soos July 18, 2006