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masturbation meditation

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.
by Reagulayte January 3, 2020
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meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.
by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017
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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.
Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
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meditation

something that can seem boring and uncomfortable, but just try it for more than 30 min, daily, to get back your investment, plus interest.
you don't need to sit in an uncomfortable position, but also don't fall asleep immediately because you finally stopped looking at a laptop or phone screen for 5 minutes and your brain feels utterly grateful and relieved.

useful to pick a goal to keep you engaged. even though they are not really-really a thing, as described on the internet, like a lot of other things, really, a lot of people feel very motivated to finally feel some chakra. why not pick this?

why not try meditation to feel some interesting things? ...eventually
something to meditate on

Doug: your entire body can basically be seen as a lot of chakras, kinda. if you are very pragmatic, think about the fact that you have nerve endings everywhere, works! if you get very spiritual with this, you can also say you are not just your body, so more chakras to focus on. try meditation.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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Meditating

Getting really stoned and listening to music with your eyes closed.
Timmy spent the whole day Meditating, he ate a 100 mg edible and listened to music with his eyes closed.
by Flunkie October 6, 2022
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