noun:after jizzing into a condom, whip it off, salute your girl, then slap that jelly filled wind vane on her left breast above the tittie.
by Klit Henderson August 27, 2005

by sounz October 26, 2010

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.
by The Tenant November 17, 2009

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).
by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.
by dancej October 1, 2010

A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.
Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
by cshin9 July 27, 2012
