Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003

Meat Curtain

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 09, 2011

Meat Curtains

Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.

We tried to have a quicky, but her meat curtains kepting getting in the way.

by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004

meat curtain

Part of the vagina that resembles the Hanger Steak which is a thick strip of meat from the underside of the beef cow.

i'm not sure what tasted better tonight, the meat curtains or the hanger steaks.

by melvin2255 July 14, 2009

meat curtain

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

by bob texas state August 03, 2004

Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 07, 2010

Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

by CJRed October 14, 2004