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mcfucking kill yourself

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast
Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*
by minecraftderp69 February 25, 2017
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Cunty McFuck

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd
- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"
by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008
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Mafunzalo

A disease in which one suffers from a severe lack of money.
dave: yo dick, you out tonight?

dick: nah man, gotta severe case of mafunzalo.

dave: oh well man maybe next week.
by Strapped Student July 21, 2011
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McFucktard

1. A low-level employee of McDonalds or any other generic fast-food outlet.

2. An extremely stupid person, more fucktarded than a regular fucktard.

3. A fucktard's offspring, as the prefix 'Mc' means 'son of' in Scottish.
Customer: "Big Mac and fries please."

McFucktard: "Do you want fries with that?"
by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011
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Mcfucken

Just add Mc to everything you mcfucken say. Mcfucken gang is a group of rejects. Who everyone literally is a snake. And they’re part of the snake lyfe 🐍. The news meme to be born.
“Aye wanna join to mcfucken gang? We’re all snakes, welcome to the snake Lyfe”
“Oh Daddy pls mcfuck me harder”
You should seriously follow the MCFUCKEN gang on instagram” @mcfucken.gang
by Mcfucken daddy snake December 22, 2017
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Darquankus McBunky

Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.

Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:

Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”

Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”

Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?

Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave

Teacher: yes
by Jonathan Gunkus March 29, 2022
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Mcfuckingamazing

The combined dollar menu sandwich of a McChicken and a Mcdouble
"I need a Mcdouble and a Mcchicken"
what for?
"for the Mcfuckingamazing of course!"
by edge999 April 16, 2009
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