loner gamer that only has sex with doughnut holes and is a super nard.
"Chris you are nardicus maximus"
by kennylee13 March 27, 2010
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1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
by Captain Tubesock December 13, 2007
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(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
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A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.
Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!
by Da Big E May 4, 2006
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(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.
by Pi Ups April 27, 2010
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Maximus Cannabis is one of the original 13 breeders responsible for bringing the concept of micro grows to the main stream. Together with the "dirty dozen", they were able to help bring about modern hydroponics buy proof of concept plans showing how hydro gear could be sold legally and across state lines. Others may claim this name, but the original owner is still located in California and lists his city as Rodriville
Did you hear about that new strain by Maximus Cannabis. It's the shiznit
by Maximus Cannabis October 5, 2010
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