by Tommy-boy March 24, 2009

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.
*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus
by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011

by Seanmx May 3, 2006

When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.
by Violence Jack August 4, 2014

Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!
by mommaloo September 22, 2012

by John@24th December 30, 2010

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.
by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013
