Maul hoot

Tobacco and Weed mixed, than put in a bowl and hooted through a bong.

Toke tabbage and cabbage in a bong. Therefore smoking a maul hoot.

by Tommy-boy March 24, 2009

Mauled by Jesus

Puts a hangover to shame. Very similar, minus alcohol. You could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be Jesus mauling you.

*next day after party*
Alex: Duuude...that party was intense...how would you describe it?
Connor: I don't remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by Jesus

by bobbert the ghost eating toast August 22, 2011

darth maul

When two guys insert (tag team) one girl.

My friend and I darth mauled this girl last night.

by Seanmx May 3, 2006

Darth Maul

When a man's pee stream splits in two, usually far enough apart that one stream will miss the toilet entirely.

"I was taking a piss and just Darth Mauled all over my shoes."

by Violence Jack August 4, 2014

darth mauling

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.

Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!

by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013

Shopping Mauled

What happens as a result of going to all of the Black Friday and post Christmas sales.

Mary went to the mall to take advantage of the Black Friday sales. All she got was Shopping Mauled.

by John@24th December 30, 2010

e-maul

when you experience an onslaught of email, a virtual avalanche of email on a single topic or spam

Man, I had no idea that when I posted the new job position using my direct email rather than the corporate email, that I would be e-mauled!

by mommaloo September 22, 2012