wully mantruth

When something is better than the truth, even more amazing then epic. When something is in a category all its own.

This milkshake is the truth, but the one I had last week was the wully mantruth.

by Berlew February 10, 2010

Mattress Dance

Slang for sexual intercourse.

Bill and Maria performed a mattress dance in front of their video camera last night!

by Me69 March 30, 2006

mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

by Keta September 8, 2003

Mantrum

When a grown ass man throws a full-on temper tantrum.

Did you see our coworker Sam have a complete melt down? He was throwing a mantrum.

by ShaggySteve January 23, 2013

Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

Martrice

She Can Be The Most Amazing Girl You Ever Meet , Hides A Lot Of Her Pain By Laughter And Being Funny. When She Loves Someone She Really Loves Hard. If She's About You It's Only You And No One Can Stop Or Sperate That From Her. She Has A Great Personality Very Upbeat , Athletic ,Great Cook , Great With Kids And Is All Around A Fantastic Person. But Take That As A Weakness She Is Very Strong And Not Scared To Show Shes Boss .

Hey Martrice Nice He Today.

by Juicy Kidd January 7, 2017

mattress mambo

Another term for having sex... fucking... getting busy...

Those two people are about to go have mattress mambo!

by Marco D April 21, 2006