by im a red flag bae August 09, 2022
a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk
by trexashez October 01, 2018
a fucking waste of human waste and is the gayest person ever he only relates to people with the same horoscopes like i mean really gay and is tall and stupid and did i mention he likes men
by dab of ranch December 10, 2018
by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020
matt
a 5 foot kid who slacks in school and lounges around his house avoiding homework and plays videogames all day matt is also me
by mboi-2019 February 28, 2019
the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!
person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
by helpidroppedmybadussy January 28, 2022
by allahthegreat November 24, 2021