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ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee.
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Mateenah

Tough as anything. Never takes nonsense. All her haters always pay
She's such a mateenah
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Matney

A girl with water blue eyes curly hair everyone wants and is super bubbely loves to listen to eminem even though shes a whie girl. has more guy friends then girl friends not in a weird way loves boys and hates girl drama cant stand bly bands has no butt a little fluffy can be a nerd sometimes and loves to sing and watch modern family!
See that girl with no butt athats matney
by Willis1233:) November 15, 2013
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mathness

having or pertaining to a state of math
Derivatives are some sort of mathness
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Mateen

A toucan with a big nose. Overall pecky person though, hella funny and chill to be around
"Boutta peak with mateen"
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Matney

Penis. The testicles. Another term for masturbation.
"You just jacked my matney!"
by I LOVE BALLS SO MUCH ITS MAKIN September 1, 2022
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mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008
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